4.9 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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On this week's episode we are thrilled to welcome the hilarious Carmen Christopher!! Not only do Carmen and the Bayer siblings participate in a Matthew McConaughey impression showdown for the ages, which includes Jonah's impressive Kermit-the-Frog-doing-McConaughey, but Carmen and Vanessa get into their time doing comedy in Chicago including when Carmen saw Vanessa audition for SNL! Plus, we talk about those anxiety-provoking school dances and how Jonah "hated" them but seemed to go to a lot of them, how Carmen would roll up to them looking cool in his Girbaud jeans, and how Vanessa never knew if anyone would ask her to dance, but ultimately took her rightful place as Prom Queen senior year. A true must-listen, folks!!
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0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Vanessa Bayer and this is my brother Jonah. |
0:06.0 | We're two siblings who love to talk about our childhood and nostalgia and how it shaped us into the people we are today. |
0:11.0 | Who are pretty what's up, if I do say so myself. |
0:14.0 | Welcome to How Did We Get Weird. So, Jonah, I just want to give you credit where credit is do. You're the one who suggested |
0:33.2 | that we say we're pretty what's up. Yeah, yeah, I wasn't sure the adjective this week. I was just |
0:38.2 | feeling what's up. That's cool. Yeah. Well, speaking of cool and you, we were trying to think of what |
0:44.9 | our story from growing up this week should be, and you suggested a Matthew McConaughey Impression |
0:51.1 | Showdown. Yeah, so, you know, two pro comedians on the podcast and then me. |
0:56.2 | You know, Vanessa, I'm familiar with your career. |
0:58.1 | You're known for a lot of impressions. |
0:59.4 | And I actually am great at a couple impressions, namely Matthew McConaug. |
1:03.0 | Yeah. |
1:03.0 | Kermit the Frog is one of them. |
1:04.4 | Kermit the Frog and Matthew McConaug. |
1:06.4 | And I recently was on a road trip with my wife, Vicki, where we listened to the Matthew McConaughey |
1:10.9 | audiobook, Green Lights. |
1:12.7 | Great for a road trip. |
1:14.1 | Yeah, exactly. |
1:15.4 | And every time kind of something good happens in his life, after it, he punctuates it by going, |
1:19.8 | Greenlight. |
1:20.5 | So, yeah, so we were listening to Green Lights. |
1:22.5 | I started doing this Matthew McConaughey impression to my wife. And I started doing it so much that she actually had to put a cap on how many under my breath. I think this doesn't count if I'm not like saying it full volume. So we can get |
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