4.9 • 680 Ratings
🗓️ 24 January 2022
⏱️ 62 minutes
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In this episode, the phenomenal writer and actress Sudi Green stops by the pod! We talk about after school sports with subtopics ranging from but not limited to the harrowing journey of finding your track event, Vanessa's odd cross-country hack and the moments we each realized sports just weren't for us. We also reminisce about burning CDs and curating our music tastes to impress our older siblings while Jonah recounts winning the prestigious Carrier Pigeon paper plate award. As if that wasn’t enough, Vanessa takes a trip down memory lane reading through her Lilith Fair-approved CD wallet from the nineties.
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0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Vanessa Bayer and this is my brother Jonah. |
0:06.1 | We're two siblings who love to talk about our childhood and nostalgia and how it shaped us into the people we are today. |
0:10.8 | Who are very smart, if I do say so myself. |
0:13.7 | Welcome to How Did We Get Weird. So Jonah, I was thinking about when we were younger and how we both ran cross-country, both in middle school and in high school. |
0:36.3 | Yeah, I ran in middle school. |
0:38.0 | I don't know if started first. |
0:39.8 | Well, you definitely started first because I ran it because you were running it. |
0:43.2 | And you were actually a good runner and I was not. |
0:47.0 | But as everyone knows, the thing about cross country is you don't have to, well, maybe not everyone knows this, but you don't have to be athletic to run cross country. You just have to kind of be like a person who has motivation, I guess, |
1:00.6 | because like the more you do it, the more stamina you build up. Yeah, I mean, I don't think I could |
1:05.2 | have, like, qualified for any, like, team sports. So it's also like, if you want to do a sport, it's a good one if you're not really |
1:11.0 | good at more traditional types of team sports. Well, the other thing is like you, I feel like |
1:16.4 | you and our mom have a lot in common and I have a lot in common with our dad. For example, |
1:21.0 | you and our mom are both really pretty good runners and you both are really fast readers. And me |
1:27.4 | and my dad are both pretty good walk and you both are really fast readers and me and my dad are both pretty good |
1:29.8 | walkers and like in terms of like we can't run very fast or long and we both are extremely slow readers |
1:39.4 | yeah well i got into yeah i mean i ran the four marathons as an adult, but I wasn't running marathons. Oh, yeah. Let's not slide past that four marathons as an adult. Yes, I think I've seen you run the Philadelphia Marathon at least twice or once. Probably once. I only did that one once. I didn't, New York a couple times. But cross-country, I didn't take it seriously. |
2:03.7 | And I believe I got kicked off the team for like smoking or being in the bathroom |
2:10.7 | when someone was smoking or something. |
2:13.4 | Smoking cigarettes? |
2:14.9 | I don't remember. |
2:15.7 | I think so. |
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