Remap Radio 114 - Who Needs a Robot, Anyway?

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🗓️ 17 October 2025

⏱️ 155 minutes

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On today's episode of Remap Radio, Danika's filling two pairs of shoes while Chia and Janet are out. Things get a bit unhinged as we veer into unexplored territory talking about jack-off bots. We also discuss Remedy's recent profit warning, friend-slop, game cancellations, the beauty and terror of palace intrigue, and more.

Discussed: Jack-off bots 00:57; Remedy's FBC: Firebreak 23:43; ESA Power of Play report 42:32; Discord age verification and leaks 53:00; Ubisoft's cancelled Assassin's Creed 1:04:50; Road to Empress 1:25:38; games we're playing 1:48:30; Question bucket 2:11:52

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0:00.0	Welcome to another episode of Remap Radio. I'm your host, Rob Zakney, and this is episode
0:13.5	114 for October 17th, 2025. Today we are joined by Patrick Kleppick. Hey, hey. And Danica Herod. Howdy.
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0:41.0	So we were going to get into today's topics.
0:42.9	Patrick derailed us in the pre-show chat by bringing news as if we're a sort of secluded village
0:50.7	that just hasn't heard the latest from the valley of AI about the jackoff
0:56.7	bots Patrick doing thing is that in one of the like the like one of Herbert's sons wrote about
1:03.5	the jackoff box and uh in Dune part seven a lot happens in those books uh Kevin. Anderson and Little Herbert are just kind of doing mad libs with Dune characters.
1:17.4	So maybe there's jackoff bots, but, you know, post-Butlarian jihad, the thing is you probably wouldn't have a jack-off bot.
1:26.8	That's why you have the Benad Jeserate.
1:31.1	Canonically.
1:32.9	Wait, explain?
1:35.7	The Benadjesteret.
1:36.6	Instead of you, instead of a jackoff bot, you have a jackoff box.
1:40.5	No, no, that's the, no, no, you don't put your dick in the gomte-a-bar, that'd be real bad.
1:46.8	That would be extremely bad.
1:48.5	Has anyone tried?
1:50.4	Do we have?
1:51.9	Everyone keeps asking me if I'd fuck the gom-jabar, buddy, they don't even let me fuck the gom-jabar.
1:58.8	No, you know what?
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