Releasing Owls

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2018

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford was joined by Bill Bailey this week and amongst testing Bill's bird knowledge, the show was all about... 1 - Paddle boarding 2 - The Coliseum in Wales 3 - Falafel King 4 - Bill's dream to join Talking Heads 5 - Jason's Diva has come out again but it did lead to an upgrade to Madonna's suite 6 - Bill Bailey's new book - Remarkable Guide to British Birds, the pocket version 7 - Recognise that bird? 8 - I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster 9 - Eco-warrior Eurovision 10 - Bill's David Bowie Story 11 - How to deal with hecklers 12 - In the Long Run Season 2!? 13 - Guess that 80's tune 14 - Saving an owl from a Chinese restaurant 15 - Bill's Garden Zoo

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness that's steamy. Jason, Manford, absolute radio.
0:35.8	We're real music matters.
0:38.2	Good morning, hope you very well this morning,
0:40.3	live from Bristol.
0:42.0	Our guest this morning is the comedy legend Bill Bailey.
0:46.2	Good morning. Morning how are you? I'm very well. Are you usually a morning person?
0:50.8	I am anyway. Yeah I like to get up and do it's a lovely part of the day isn't it
0:55.3	well if you yeah I don't disagree but I know it is you know I am I know I like a morning
1:01.7	I mean I'll get up and do the school run so you know this is a this is a piece of cake not too hard for me now
1:07.2	And so you're from like not far from area that's right. Yeah, I, I grew up just outside Bristol, between Bristol and
1:15.4	by the place called Kainchham and so this is my old stamping ground really.
1:19.1	Yeah, so you spent a lot of time in Bristol. Oh yeah, yeah, this is where we
1:22.0	to go out and you know can see bands and
1:24.6	hang out on a sort of Saturday afternoon. Because you were hipadrome last night?
1:30.4	That's right I was at Colstonrome. I was at Colston Hall.
1:33.0	Cross a row from each other.
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