I hope you're keeping track of all the numbers in your body.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the evening Jones.

For those of you who did not watch last week, no big deal.

If you did not, I'm not going to shame you for such a thing.

But I don't wear glasses.

These are like the blue light blocking joints because I spend a whole lot of time now

looking at screens and doing zones and shit and like all that kind of stuff.

So let's figure out and let you know that.

Surprisingly fashionable to be a 1799 off the Amazon.

Although as I sit here and I do this podcast and you know, well those of you who are listening

do not, you know, there's a visual.

You can check us out live where we record it in case you're curious.

But I'm looking at myself right now and I don't know if there was ever a point that

I imagine myself to be the dude with all this hair and some glasses.

And then I actually stopped and thought about it for a second and I was like, no, I have

been the guy with all this hair and the glasses and that was like in the year 1999 or somewhere

around there.

But the glasses was fake.

Like, I don't know if y'all like here doing this right now, but like we as a people had

a bit of an error there in the late 90s and the 2000s where we was out here wearing

glasses that didn't have no prescriptions of like cast that didn't wear glasses was

out here just wearing glasses and I have to admit I look back on that time with a certain

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