Relaxed Fit: Single-Use Cryptids

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🗓️ 24 September 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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For every Jersey Devil, there are a hundred if not a thousand sightings of cryptids that are only seen once or twice. These are what we’ve been referring to around the Last Podcast offices as "single-use cryptids", and that is the subject of this week's Relaxed Fit episode. Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:03.0	This is the last talk.
0:05.0	On the left.
0:07.0	That's when the cannibalism started.
0:12.0	What was that?
0:20.0	You wanna say, my main drawback of these changing times.
0:25.0	These unprecedented times.
0:27.0	Every time is unprecedented because it hasn't happened by definition.
0:31.0	But is it any more unprecedented than what's happening now in these unprecedented times?
0:37.0	I don't know what you're talking about.
0:39.0	I don't know. I would describe these times as more uncertain than unprecedented.
0:43.0	I don't know. Either way, I don't know what the fuck is happening.
0:47.0	But one thing that makes me really... I don't know what meant how much has changed over the years.
0:52.0	Is that you can't just dress up as a clown and scare a bunch of kids anymore
0:58.0	because now they say you're a pedophile.
1:01.0	No, that's not necessarily true.
1:03.0	You try it.
1:05.0	You try it.
1:06.0	You try it and see what happens to you.
1:08.0	There's plenty of people around that will call people pedophiles for no reason whatsoever.
1:12.0	This is what I'm saying.
1:13.0	Back in the day, I think it was more fun to just scare a bunch of kids.
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