Hey, hey folks, welcome to Relationships is a Bitch, Episode 52.

Mike here with AJ and our Relationship Sensei Arena Wood.

Hey, guys.

Hey, what's up, my man?

Hey, you.

Hi, honey.

I like a Mets hat.

That is a crew.

You look good in Mets colors. You should come out full-fledged as a Mets hat. That is a cool. You look good in Mets colors.

You should come out full-fledged as a Mets fan, not that Yankee bullshit that your husband pulls.

Just, you know, come out for the good guys.

Yeah.

Listen, can you look at me?

I said, wow, you look like a real Mets fan.

I said, maybe, yeah. Well, real Mets fan. I said, maybe I am.

Well, here's the question. What is Mets short for?

Oh, well, I know that, but she won't know that.

I don't know. But see, you can't be a full.

You were at a game at the stadium. That counts. But you have to know what Mets stands for to be a full, a true. I don't. Shame on me. I don't. But you tell me now. The New York teams have such dumb names. I know. Nickerbockers. Metropolitan's and Knicks are Knicks are Knickerbockers. Nickerb from the... The Yankees are for the Civil War.

Back to the well and gotten some new names for some of those teams.

Yeah.

And the Giants should have named themselves the midgets starting like 10 years ago

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