Hey folks, welcome the relationships is a bitch. This is Mike. I'm here with AJ and our relationship, Sensei Irina Wood, is along as well. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. I should have won my Eric Javitt hat. You look good in that thing. She does look really good in that hat. Thank you. By the way, this is our Lawrence Taylor episode. This is episode 56. So we have to make it an LTs honor a good one. Good, good. But Arena was showing us her Eric Javitt's hat, which looks fantastic on you, by the way. Yeah, it does. Thank you so much. I was just thinking about my trip to the mall the other day and they knew Toccova's store that

opened in the mall. What a great store, by the way. You walk in the store, they offer you a cocktail. Yeah, I love that. Really? Yeah. Yeah, they offer you a cocktail right when you walk in and they've got all these beautiful boots everywhere. Nice. And I saw this cowboy hat and I put it on and I thought, man, I just, where's, you know, I could just go right to the set of Yellowstone with that thing.

And then the more you look at yourself in the mirror with a cowboy hat, the more you realize with a complete and total fraud, you know how badly I'd get called out in a cowboy. You know, Mike, they just open up the best secret for the best shopping. You just drink and drive, you know. You're definitely, that's what people do in Italy. That's why the best shopping in the world, you know? There was a store. When I was a kid, there was a store in the Bayshore Mall, Mike. Remember Clappers, the menswear, very expensive menswear.

It was like the early 80s. Maybe you would, now, you were probably waiting school and stuff. But that mall, AJ, that mall was the shittiest mall. Yeah, well, it was Macy's. We had Macy's there. You know, if you want to go to Macy's. You want to get beat up.

It was a good place to go.

Yeah.

But that's where I got my first job at the Mall, Macy's, and Ben Hill.

Ben, Ben, Ben, me, I might work with a baby. You want to get beat up. It was a good place to go. Yeah. But that's where we got my first job at the mall, Macy's, and Ben Hill.

Ben, Ben, Hill, I worked at.

But Clappers would serve you a scotch.

Not me, but men would have scotch looking for beautiful suits.

What kind of store was Clappers?

Clappers was way upscale, really, really expensive stuff.

That was targeting the good people of Bayshore?

I know.

It lasted for a long time, too.

Really?

Yeah, Clapus was in Roosevelt Field as well as Bayshore, but it's gone on a business.

It must have been laundering money for someone through that place.

There's no way you were selling $2,000 blazers to the good folks at Bayshore.

Yesterday on another show, we described this week in the title of the episode as the week of horror.

And it's unbelievable, the stuff that's gone on around the country this week. We're

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