Hey, folks, happy new year.

It is episode 58 of Relationships is a bitch.

You got Mike here with AJ, who's recovering.

And Marina will join the show in progress.

She's hustling back from some kind of modeling thing or I don't know, being at the cigar bar

with Kenny or maybe they went out on their boat for the first time this year. Actually, that would be

for the first time in six months. Our man, AJ's been under the weather here. So what's going on?

Well, you know, my whole family, sliding from the

nieces, had this flu virus thing. Everybody was different. Some had fevers. I mainly had just an upset

stomach chills and lots of trips to the bathroom for diarrhea. I can't, I don't like throwing up.

As a kid, I used to go to school with tums in my pocket because if I got nauseous I'd have to have a tums if I didn't

find tums in my pocket I would be so the whole day was ruined so I always had stomach

issues but this trip this this illness was mainly diarrhea which I could I could do

diarrhea all day.

And you lose weight, which is great for starting off my new year losing weight.

Well, yeah, you can't wait until Kenny jumps on today because you know he will,

and I'll be able to rub in the fact that you're already ahead on the bat.

So, but let me ask you if, so if you could, if you could have diarrhea for 90 days and the benefit was you would drop, let's say, 20 pounds during those 90 days of diarrhea.

Would you have diarrhea for 90 straight?

And there are no other health risks that come about as a result of the diarrhea.

You're going to be fine at the end of the 90 days. But you've got to have diarrhea for 90 days to lose the 20-pans. The answer is yes. The answer is yes. You know, it's look, I got a bunch of dude wipes. You haven't you ever time dude wipes? Like those flushable wipes? You need that with diarrhea. I don't know. Like people, when you take a shit, why don't we think that just dry paper on our ass is good enough? Like, if a bird's shit on your arm, would you just use a tissue? No, dude, you're so right. You're so right. And this is such a, an issue in my house that I finally said, the hell with it. I'm not ever going to use the bathroom in our master's bath.

Right.

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