Straight up with Stasi. Hi everyone. I'm Stasi Schroeder. She's the star Bravo's

Vanderpump rules. I'm here to talk about pop culture reality. These, Celeb Gossip,

Relationships, Stasi's podcast is a hilarious look at the world and everyone in it.

I want to give my opinion on everything. And she's never one to hold back on any

topic because that's what I do best. Judge.

This is Straight Up with Stasi.

Dracarus, bitches. Welcome to Straight Up with Stasi. I'm here with

Bow Clark. Did that sound sporty? No, it sounded awful. Why not? No. What kind of

thing? It sounded like if you were to project. Welcome. Welcome.

Bow.

I would just like to be like a one name person like just bow. Why? I don't know. I just don't like that. It's so

odd. It's because you know when I hear my last name, it makes me feel

completely living in Los Angeles when someone walks up to you at a party and they're like,

Hey, I'm bow Clark and I'm like, so does that mean you're relevant? Oh my God. Yeah, you were so

mean, no, because when I met a party, someone's like, Hey, how are you doing? I'm

Don John. I'm like, that's because that person's name is Don and there are a bunch of

Don's out there. Yeah. Well, or I'm just going to make up a random name. Hey, if

you walk up to me, Hey, how are you? I'm Stasi's shoulder. I'm like, I don't need to

know who you are because there aren't that many people with the name Stasi. So I

always introduce my, I mean, you know five bows. I know five bows. All the bows know each

other. But then I found out that all my bow friends are actually not bows. That's just

their nickname. So they're liars. Okay. Well, as are you? Well, it's on my no. I mean,

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