Today we're going to look at some questions from the relationships forum on Reddit.

Lots of confused and helpless people go on to this forum, looking for advice on their relationships.

I may not be an expert on marriage or on relationships, but I am at least an expert

compared to the sort of hapless saps who go looking for advice on Reddit.

That's generally one of the good things about living in a collapsing civilization is that everyone

is so stupid and crazy that I look pretty good by comparison. So it's good for myself,

esteem anyway. So let's go through a few of these. I think these are some recent questions

that were posed. All the advice given by the redditors is not good. Let me give you the truth of it.

So here we go. This is headline. I cheated on my partner and I don't know what to do.

It's a 24 year old female cheating with a 25 year old male. She says, last night I got incredibly

drunk with a friend, 26 year old male, who I trusted and have been friends with for years.

We are both in long term relationships and have never expressed romantic attraction towards

each other because for one, I never liked him like that. Well, apparently you did miss. Apparently

you did. And for two, we're both in loving relationships. Apparently not miss. Apparently not.

While we were super drunk, he asked me to dance. And of course I said yes because I'm the type of

person that loves to dance. It was not romantic dancing. It was more fun because we were listening

to upbeat music. Then he kissed me and I didn't know what to do. I was both shocked and super

drunk. And I don't really remember much of what happened, but I know we didn't have sex or do

anything sexual besides kiss. He might have groped me, but I don't know. I'm very stressed out with

a nasty hangover. I already am going to be not friends with the guy because I can't believe he

do that, especially when I was much more drunk than him. Now what do I do about my boyfriend? We're

moving in together this month. We already signed a one year lease and I love him to bits. This man

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