Relapsed: Royal Rumble 1993 - Koko and the Giant Gonzalez
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The Lapsed Fan
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🗓️ 1 February 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's the last fan wrestling podcast. |
| 0:03.0 | Number 12 is Coco Beware. |
| 0:05.0 | Eingo! |
| 0:07.0 | Somebody call a cab? |
| 0:08.0 | It's Coco Beware! |
| 0:11.0 | Somebody call a cab! |
| 0:12.0 | Oh, that's it. Somebody call a cab. He's pulling those neon pants up high with the checkers on him. |
| 0:17.0 | Skinner skins the cat. |
| 0:19.0 | What the fuck is... |
| 0:21.0 | Cocoa, what are you thinking? |
| 0:25.2 | And here comes. |
| 0:26.2 | He cut to the giant gums all |
| 0:28.7 | outside of nowhere and the wipplement. |
| 0:30.4 | His debut in the W. W. |
| 0:32.4 | Ah! me his debut in the debut in the W. W. W. F. I mean at the time. At the time, let's say it. Let's be honest. |
| 0:40.0 | He was a scary motherfucker. fur everywhere patches of fur unexplained little colonies of follicles |
| 0:54.0 | And here he is. Half-A- Half-Man. |
| 0:55.0 | Oh my God. |
| 0:56.0 | He looks like, um, like a teenager's face, like the- |
| 1:00.0 | the puges are growing only on certain areas so they don't shave yet, but there's airy splotches everywhere. |
| 1:05.0 | He doesn't can't freaking shave his face yet because it hasn't all grown in. |
| 1:09.0 | It's so awkward. |
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