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The Lapsed Fan

Relapsed: Royal Rumble 1991 - Dream Match

The Lapsed Fan

The Lapsed Fan

Tv & Film, Sports, Wrestling

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2022

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Book your ticket to happiness with Sun Express Airlines. It's the lapsed fan wrestling podcast. Backstage Gene Oakland with Hulk Hogan. F Gisaro, the floor is yours. I referenced this promo in our first, I think we, I did part of this

0:36.1

promo in the first, our first show, it's Summer Say I'm at 91. And Hogan claims to have the entire American military behind him

0:47.6

in the Royal Rumble.

0:48.8

So he's gonna come down with tanks,

0:50.8

and he's gonna come down with jeeps and guns apparently.

0:54.8

Now during the promo, Jean checks his earpiece and interrupts the Hulkster saying

1:03.0

there's an unconfirmed report that sergeant slaughter has just to face the American flag now that could just be a rumor

1:09.0

Oh, maybe Gene let me tell you something

1:11.4

Sergeant Slaughter stealing the w w w wW-E title is one thing.

1:14.0

But if Sergeant Slaughter has gone so far as to face all glory,

1:18.0

to face the red, white, and blue, brother,

1:20.0

I don't care if it's legal or not, brother.

1:22.0

Sergeant Slaughter, that would be the fate that would seal you in for good.

1:26.0

And no matter what happens, mean, Jean,

1:28.0

Sergeant Slaughter's reign as W.W.

1:31.0

Champion, it's going to be just like you know what brother you know what

1:37.0

brother it's gonna be just like Saddam Hussein's reign over Kuwait it's going to

1:41.6

be only temporary.

1:44.0

This promo has always cracked me up because I love how flustered he gets at the end.

1:50.0

And I remember...

1:52.0

I remember... I remember I remember. I remember. I couldn't remember. I only could remember like the

1:57.2

transition into the sentence that he was trying to create. Right. But I but more

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