Relaborations: Piss Sheets

May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2021

⏱️ 19 minutes

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It’s the end of the year, so JB and Miles are looking back on some of 2021’s best Elaborations! Today they’re revisiting one of their favorite movie-themed episodes about how adversity can unlock greatness. Be sure to to stay subscribed to this feed during JB and Miles's vacation from daily episodes—new content will be coming your way! See you soon, and Happy New Year! Today’s Quote: "My life is my practice." - Ram Dass (from the Zen Page-A-Day Calendar, Workman Publishing) Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, is that a pumpkin spice latte?
0:03.3	No, it's the pumpkin spice latte.
0:05.9	Starbucks.
0:06.8	Obviously.
0:07.7	You know, I once got so obsessed with pumpkin spice,
0:09.8	I only wore orange for a month.
0:11.2	Ugh, that's nothing.
0:12.5	I once got so obsessed I got a pumpkin shame into my hair.
0:15.0	Oh, yeah?
0:15.7	Well, last year I cured outside Starbucks for a week.
0:18.0	And my tent was a shape of a pumpkin.
0:19.8	Well, I'm changing my name to pumpkin spicy.
0:22.9	Pfft.
0:24.7	The Starbucks original is back.
0:26.6	Go all out pumpkin spice.
0:28.4	Subject to availability while stocks last.
0:30.7	Tonight, siblings will squabble, couples will clash,
0:34.0	buddies will brawl over dominoes.
0:37.0	When the doorbell rings, the only thing you'll hear is betrayal.
0:40.7	Because the best brings out the worst in us.
0:43.4	Dominoes, tearing loved ones apart since 1985.
0:48.6	Caused a commotion tonight with a tasty trio deal,
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