It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and this weekend is Father's Day.

Oh, that's so awesome.

I keep forgetting.

How many times have we said it on the show just today?

She forgets the second she remembers.

Yeah.

There's no wonder your dad texts you that he's disappointed.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I think dads are one of the hardest people to buy a gift for.

They're impossible.

Because what do you get for the guy who's disappointed by everything you do?

Yeah, exactly.

Sometimes all you really need is to make him a simple handmade card with a personalized message inside.

Oh, yeah, that's true.

And that could be enough, you know, something like... if I had to break down the word dad, D stands for dad.

A stands for the second letter in dad.

And D also stands for dad.

Thanks, dad.

Happy Father's Day.

But that's so cute, though. How did you steal my kid's card? I didn't know that you got a hold of that. That one's a pretty deep one. But if you need help with your message to dad this year, I found some funny Father's Day greeting card ideas. Some of these may have been rejected by Hallmark already, but that doesn't mean you can't use them and give them to your pops this Sunday. If you don't have a pen and paper, because I'm going to write some of these down, you can always listen to our podcast later, right? Exactly. Is that what we're going to do? So take some notes. This first one is for the dad who's maybe a little busy or hard to communicate with. Okay. It says,

on this Father's Day, Dad, I have something to report.

You're three months late on your child's support.

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