Jay Uso kicked off Raw this week and actually if one week someone does want to do that literally

that would be great. You just boot raw into Stying.

Also like my friends, I have returned to ups and downs and you have to ignore my weird

voice. I had a wrestling match over the weekend and someone need me in my face and because

bodies are weird, my jaw came smashing down and I bit my tongue, I bit my tongue so hard

I can't really say my F's. So it sounds like

I've got a little bit of a list. But that just means you can laugh at me. Also, make sure you

check out the greatest t-shirt of all time. Do not sue me, Aldi. It's none to do with you. I came up

with this by myself. Also, in a great twist of fate, this video is sponsored my WW2K25, so thank you to 2K, more on that later.

But as for now, less up those doubts.

And then turned out that Jay Uso wasn't actually coming to the ring to do a promo, the opening

promo.

He was going to do a match instead, which was very exciting.

Well, I just felt like I need to tell you about celebrities, all right? Celebrities like WWE, don't forget it.

Celebrities.

James also facing Grayson Waller, which makes all the sense of the world,

because Grayson had been a right dickhead to him recently, and Austin Theory was here too.

That's actually very exciting, because both of these guys right now, I checked on my fake watch.

Soon, they will have the world record for the longest almost coming breakup in wrestling history.

It's also smart because, of course, we have weeks to WrestleMania, so we got to fill the gaps.

When Grace and Waller was walking out there, he got a kid sign, said, he'd eat, and he ripped it up.

So listen, if I was that kid, I would start

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