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entrepreneurs like you. Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup. Two days ago, if you were to pick one word to describe me, it would have been together.

You know, like Morgan Connors, she's so

together. She probably has an app to track the apps that organize her other apps. I do, by the way.

I mean, I was just 22 when I left Idaho for London to found my own company. And now it's

Europe's biggest nonprofit in the urban farming space. Uh, yeah. Forbes profiled me

and Vogue Living and I was pretty much on track for a double page spread in Vogue weddings.

The thing is, not that easy managing everything like that. There are certain tradeoffs.

Look, obviously no one wants to check slack in the

middle of sex, but I wasn't just the CEO. I was the company, right? And, ugh, Jeff,

Jeff just didn't get it. He yelled at me. Actually, yelled. Told me I was married to my job,

and it's been over for a while. Oh, and by the way, he told me he'd been sleeping with Sandra, the best friend he studied abroad with. But apparently that was irrelevant because I quote, Morgan, you can't even commit to a three-day duolingo streak, let alone a relationship. Okay, so technically it wasn't Jeff's fault that I missed the tweet. But if he hadn't just

told me he'd been taking a second gap year inside Asandra, I would have been where I should have been.

Reviewing our social media copy for the next day instead of ugly crying into an entire pack of

Cadbury eggs while deleting him from Instagram and LinkedIn and fucking memo.

But no.

It wasn't Jeff who missed the tweet that sent our stock plummeting and had the board placed

me on immediate leave until further notice.

Yeah, that was me.

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