Let's read, let's read.

We're back again after a wonky week with a free Friday episode.

A rarity.

I'm Captain Ron Boller here with my first mate, Jared,

J-Bone Boroslo. That's his official title now since we're a pirate podcast, first mate.

But we're also a fast food podcast, Jared, and recently you had a take on Twitter

that I believe to be highly, highly controversial, and some have even called it short-sighted.

Oh yeah, that's why I tweeted it out. I'm a slut for internet engagement, positive, negative,

whatever. Wow. I just need it, coursing through my veins.

That truly makes you a pure number of team content. You're like a baseball purist for content.

I mean, I literally made the bone zone intentionally to piss people off just because I needed to get

my dick hard, just to feel something. You needed something yelled at you online.

Like, you know how Jason Statham needs adrenaline and crank to stay alive?

I need internet engagement. Do I ever know?

And I'll do anything. Do I ever know? It's just like how sliced alone needs to do

arm exercises while he drives his 18 wheeler. You know what? What if they remade crank?

But Jason Statham had to crank in order to stay alive.

I mean, that basically was the premise of the film. He didn't even have sex to get his adrenaline

up at one point or maybe for a strong majority of the second one. Crank too.

Which we're going to cover in 2023, right here on RBP. But we're also a fast food podcast.

You had this take. We're going to dive right into fast food talk today without delay.

Jared, share your take with us if you would. So Jerry Jones was on hard knocks and he had,

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