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Welcome to Drama of the Week. Are you listening to me Finn? Yeah, of course. And what have I been saying? I don't know. Try again. I don't know. Three is the charm and I'm not repeating myself.

Don't mess up, you've only got one lie, so make the best of it your wee gobshite.

Hmm, I said it more eloquently and more tactfully, but I suggest.

What does eloquent mean, miss?

Don't pretend to be stupid, Finn. You're not stupid.

I spent half my life in institutions and I'm only 19, so I must be pretty stupid, miss.

Don't call me miss.

Well, don't try and befriend me by making me call you by your first name, Miss Harper.

Miss Harper, it's fine.

Can I go now?

Rehab by Philip Palmer.

Tell me what happened. It was a fight.

You've been charged with serious assault.

Yeah, but I didn't do nothing.

So tell me what happened? You know what happened?

I've read the police report, that doesn't mean I know what happened. You're saying you don't believe

the police report? I didn't say that. You meant it though though didn't you? Yeah I did mean it. Oh hell where I grew up we all knew what the

polis would do and see if they took a guinea if you were black or a low life or a pain in the arse...

Yeah but I'm white. But you're also a pain in the arse. You are loud and annoying and you have a very

aggressive man. You're calling me aggressive? You come across that way yes see see that is what I mean I didn't do nothing what nothing

didn't you do I didn't hit no one I didn't show my blade but you admit you were carrying a knife. Yeah obviously.

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