Regina King

Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Anna Faris

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🗓️ 13 September 2016

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Regina King (American Crime, Southland, Jerry Maguire) reigns supreme on Unqualified this week. The 2015 Emmy winner and 2016 Emmy-nominated actress not only fields some of the most outrageous "Dealbreaker" questions to date (you'll never think of the name "Heather" the same way), but beats Anna handily in a game of "Football Player or Stripper" (same goes for "Lucious Pusey"). Regina and Anna also practice accepting Oscars on each other's behalf, read lines from a new stoner movie in a hilarious audition improv, and role-play a mother/daughter-in law having an unusual heart-to-heart. Later, Regina, Anna, and Sim talk to a newly-engaged woman whose fiancé's family remains inappropriately close with his ex-wife.

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0:00.0	rd
0:28.9	First thing that I want to ask of you. I know that's a creepy picture. I drew for you.
0:36.6	You did draw this did you? I sure did. But I was thinking that maybe, and I want to get into this later, but you've won
0:48.9	like a lot of awards and like so deservedly and I don't know what that
0:56.0	process is like because I've never been nominated. I mean, I think maybe for an MTV movie award.
1:04.4	By the way, that's probably the most relevant for what I didn't didn't win. But you were nominated.
1:12.0	I was nominated.
1:13.7	But I was thinking that we could start off if you don't mind. If I pretended that one of these
1:20.6	signs was an Oscar and you were accepting it on my behalf and you were going to do a thank you on my behalf.
1:28.0	Are you ready? Okay. Are you ready?
1:30.8	Regina, are you ready?
1:34.0	Oh, Anna would be just first of all, she would say, stop calling her Anna.
1:41.0	And then second, she would say, I really, really am proud of this award for Scary Movie 17.
1:51.5	But my best work was at House Bunny. Was it? Was that it? Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, sir.
1:58.1	There in the audience. This is this is really dear to Anna. She couldn't be here.
2:05.8	But this means a lot. This means a lot. I feel really honored to accept this.
2:11.3	I'm going to take this home with me. Anna and I are going to have a nice bottle of wine and we'll see if she goes home with it.
2:17.7	Because this was something that I really was supposed to get.
2:23.9	Where was I? What happened there?
2:28.3	I wish I could win a freaking Oscar. Well, wait a minute.
2:32.9	So can you accept this on my behalf?
2:36.4	He said, do you know what the some of the music is?
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