Hi, my name is Reggie Watts.

And I feel quixotic about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

Very nice. I love that. No one's friend. Very nice.

I love that.

No one's used that word yet.

I don't think it's been used on the podcast.

On the earth in at least 20 years.

Yeah, that's true. Fall is here, here the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walk and blues,

climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

I can't ready when you are. And even when you're not, it's Betty Crocker's ready to mix frosting.

Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend.

I came in hot. I think there are days where I come in hot and today I am nuclear-fueled

Conan had a good workout this morning. Yep, lifted a lot of well thank you very much

you don't just get a body like mine you need to really abuse yourself.

Sonna, good to see you.

Nice to see you too.

You did come in hot because we were laughing and you're like, no one can laugh without me.

When I hear laughter in a room I'm not in, I suspect fraud. You know, it's like a company that couldn't possibly make that. It just doesn't seem right. I'm always like, what, laughter, and I'm not there this must be some someone's something

something just is fundamentally wrong so I came rushing in here and then I guess

gourly was chuckling everybody.

I was just telling them something that you had said earlier that was so funny.

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