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CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Reframing The Past

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

2.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Here's some really good news that by the end of today's episode, we are going to take some of the worst things that ever happened to you, right?

0:05.5

And we're going to reframe those things and then hopefully by the end of this episode, you're going to feel really good.

0:10.1

That is my commitment to you. Not only is my commitment, it's my therapist friend, Leah's commitment, is our mental health Monday segment and welcome to the show.

0:18.8

Hi, my name is Kramer and I am proud to admit that I am a mama's boy.

0:23.0

You're not just any mama's boy. You're a certified mama's boy. And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.

0:32.2

Hello, hello. How are you? Welcome to this podcast. Today is a daily podcast we do, by the way. It's the 23rd of January.

0:39.7

It's a show that has three principles. It's live, laugh, love your mom. That means we live our lives out loud. We laugh a lot and we love my mom.

0:46.2

My co-host Nancy, Nancy. Hi, mom. Hi, honey.

0:49.2

Okay. In my 14 and a half years as a dog owner, I don't think I've ever experienced anything nastier.

0:57.9

And I would actually challenge anyone listening that you probably have never experienced anything nastier, nor the odds of this happening are so slim.

1:07.1

I don't even know how this happened, but I challenge you to someone to try to beat the story when it comes to like gross pet incidences.

1:14.5

Oh, this weekend. So I, in case you don't know, I've got a 14 year old, 14 and a half year old Chihuahua, her name is Kiki, and she is very 14 and a half.

1:24.8

She is very every day of it. Every last second of she is just really pushing that senior dog status of hers.

1:34.7

So, you know, one thing that we deal with is that she has to poop and pee a lot. And she's on, well, now she's on six medications.

1:42.7

Talk more about that later on this week. She's on six medications for her heart, which then make her pee more. So we're just, we're just, we're going through it.

1:51.5

And then for some reasons, she thinks she can just poop wherever she wants to. She don't like to go outside, especially when it's cold.

1:56.0

It's, we're struggling when it comes to the, the bathroom issue in this house and have been for quite some time.

2:01.3

So my day literally consists of, I mean, I know like, and it's honestly, it's so much now that I don't even like really do it more than once a day.

2:11.0

Like, I'll clean the pee up when I see it, but it's a poop. I'm only clean up poop one time a day and that's it.

2:14.6

Oh, my early cleanup poop all day every day, every day, every day. So I literally like, if I see poop in the, like, when I come over and work, I'm like, you know what?

2:22.4

I'll pick that up when I, when the evening, when I do my one poop pickup, that's all I'm doing in my life to do anymore.

2:31.1

Okay. So yesterday I was doing my poop pickup a little earlier than usual and decided to do multiple, the multiple ones in the weekend, because I'm usually here more often.

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