Reform is a Tory Bin & Beckham-Gate
The Trawl
Jemma Forte & Marina Purkiss
4.7 • 867 Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, Marina Purkiss and Jemma Forte are rifling through the internet’s sock drawer - separating facts from absolute tat, pairing up what still makes sense, and binning the stray underpants.
Talking of stray underpants, Robert Jenrick and Andrew Rosindell are the latest Tories to defect to Reform.
Before that however, the ladies start with the social media trend that is dragging us all back to 2016 (for better and worse), they ponder the psychological dangers of Dry January during late-stage capitalism, and enjoy some much-needed good news.
Then it’s politics and time to examine Robert Jenrick’s dramatic lurch towards Reform UK, the growing problem of MPs switching parties without asking voters, and why it all feels a bit like “if I can’t be Prime Minister, I’ll burn the house down.” Along the way, Sky News, LBC callers, internet philosophers and professional bellends all make an appearance.
And because no week is complete without a cultural skirmish, Jemma and Marina have to head chez Beckham where wedding dances, PR meltdowns and internet imaginations collide. Russell Kane speaks for a nation that is, frankly, quite tired.
Receipts kept. Furniture scorched. Sock drawer sorted.
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| 0:00.0 | So help me God, if I have to make a million videos, I will one day become Conservative Party leader. |
| 0:05.1 | Or join reform. |
| 0:17.1 | Hello and welcome to The Trall, where we rifle around the week's news. |
| 0:21.9 | Think of it like the internet as being a sock drawer. |
| 0:25.2 | So over time, it needs a right good sort out. |
| 0:27.8 | You look inside and it's overwhelming. |
| 0:29.7 | So you just give up trying to make sense of it and slam it shut. |
| 0:33.1 | Well, we separate out the facts, determine what needs chucking out, |
| 0:36.9 | and pair up the good bits to tell you about while discarding Yod's stray underpant. That was a long intro. I'm Marina Perkins. Got a bit carried away. You did, didn't you? Jemma wrote that one. I'm Jemma Forte. And I'm Jemperte. And if we're going to stick with that analogy, are we? Yes. Then today's |
| 0:57.3 | stray underpant is Robert Jenrick, who is of course the latest Tory Bellend to turn up in the |
| 1:03.2 | reformed sock drawer, see, along with all the other odd socks. It's good, it's good. So we'll be |
| 1:09.1 | talking about that. And of course it goes without saying |
| 1:12.9 | almost that on Friday we've got a packed episode. And in that we're going to be discussing |
| 1:18.2 | the latest hell that Trump is unleashing upon, well, whole of Europe, basically. Tariffs |
| 1:24.8 | anyone, threatening your allies anyone? |
| 1:33.5 | With a little bit of a silver lining in that his latest speech, I think he's slipping away a little bit. |
| 1:41.0 | It was the same bullshit. It was the same bullshit that you're used to with him, but kind of with low energy. |
| 1:42.5 | Okay. |
| 1:44.0 | Which can only be a positive sign. This is wonderful. Let's scrape up those silver linings and the bottom of that barrel. Yeah. So that is in Friday's episode. And of course, it's worth noting. We are recording both of them today on Wednesday. So if something extraordinary happens on Thursday and you're listening on Friday. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. |
| 2:01.9 | Don't at us. Don't we do our best, all right? We've got full-time jobs for Christ's sake. |
| 2:05.8 | Yeah, we're struggling to keep up. Now, look, the threat of World War III is probably enough, |
| 2:11.9 | but I think what we couldn't have foreseen is the threat of World War 4. And of course, that is what has kicked off |
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