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It's a Friday edition here on zero block 30 and today we have five rounds of the magazine.

Round number one, there's been much ballet who going on in the little veteran world about

Marines getting their ass kicked by some royal Marines. We have the deets on that. Spoiler is not

true. Round number two, the Marine Corps is having trouble keeping their devil dogs in the

kennel after their first enlistment. The old commonant released a new study about what he thinks we

should do in order to keep our best and brightest and most talented little devil puppies in our

own little kennels. Round number three, having trouble sleeping like every veteran in the history

of the world. Well, the VA, they actually want to pay you. I paused there because it's shocking,

I know. They want to give you money to do a little bit of a sleep story. Sleep study, a sleep study.

I want to do that shit. So do I. I would get one out of it. I would be good at that. I think I

can make a full-time living off being a body for science. Doing studies left and right. There's one

a couple years ago that came out where they're going to pay you like 50 grand not to get out of bed

for like three months or something like that. Yeah, so here's the thing. I think the higher you go up

in monetary gain for you, the more suspect the experiment becomes. Oh, I disagree. I think they know.

Like you tell somebody that they I want to sleep you have to sleep in bed for three months.

That's a long time to stay in bed. Right. I think that's unhealthy. Oh, it's definitely unhealthy.

I'm saying. I don't care. But to be there, they have to have a high monetary value because if you're

like what you do this for 10 grand, once you're like two or three weeks into it, you're like,

I don't even want the fucking 10 grand. No, it's not worth it. But at most veterans, you offer

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