I'm confused after 40 years people still tell me that they have seen another spa

that's as good as a royal spa. I've given tours to engineering groups who see

our operation and ask how can anyone buy from others when Royal Small products are so much better?

The answer is that lots of people don't take the time to understand the unbelievable differences.

Come into any of our locations and make the salesperson prove this

superiority at the Royal Spa product.

Ah, Royal Spa.

Hey, what were you telling me about some guy getting tased at the Reds game?

Yeah, this happened Tuesday night.

Guy ran on the field, performed a backflip in front of everybody and a police officer

or a security guy.

Yeah, he was tased.ased, and then he was arrested.

Are you not supposed to run on the field?

I guess not.

They frown upon that, but if they're going to start tasing people, I'm a little

bummed about this.

I mean, yes, you're supposed to follow

the rules this is a reminder that it's against the law to do that but when you see

someone run on the field aren't you kind of secretly rooting for them just a little bit?

Yeah, but there's got to be some threat of bodily injury.

I mean, let's face it, if the only threat they have is, hey, some security guy is going to tackle

you and then you're going to get a round of

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