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They've got their money, but we've got our soul. Let's roll, let's roll, let's roll, and we get their money, but we've got our soul.

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Hello, welcome to redact to tonight.

Thanks for being here.

This is the comedy show where Americans in America covering American news are called foreign agents. Our own government accountability office has accidentally revealed how insane our idea of government accountability is, how bananas our foreign policy is, how ridiculous our government is, and how bad shit nuts our propaganda is. And they did it all in one report on our sanctions about Venezuela.

The government accountability office, the GAO, is supposed to analyze government behavior and policies and critique

them, actually tell the citizenry how well our government of, by, and for the people, is working.

Is it doing a good job or a bad job? Is it benefiting all of us, or is it failing to benefit us?

Thank goodness we have a government accountability

office or else no one would hold the government accountable. It's just one problem. The government

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