Hello, let's roll, let's roll, never get their control.

They've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Let's roll, let's roll, let's roll, never get their control.

It's ain't got their money, but we've got our soul.

Hello, welcome to redact to tonight.

This is the comedy show where Americans in America covering American news are called foreign agents.

So, yes, I want wealth redistribution. There, I said it. I know it's the third rail, but I ain't running for shit,

so I get to speak the truth. Well, I am running for president of my neighborhood elementary school's PTA, but I'm pretty sure I'll win that easily since my campaign slogan is

extend the school day to 20 hours because we don't want to have to deal with those little

goddamn monsters.

You take them.

Well, I'll win as long as they don't find out I don't have a kid.

Anyway, I want wealth redistribution.

And here's the part that's going to blow your mind straight out your ass.

It's time for wealth redistribution because we've already had it for decades.

$50 trillion has been redistributed from the poorest Americans to the top 1%.

The richest motherfuckers in the world have stolen trillions from average Americans over the past several decades.

You know how mad you get when someone takes the last donut?

Well, imagine that times 50 trillion.

A new study has calculated that the cumulative tab for our four-decade-long experiment in radical

inequality has grown over $47 trillion from 1975 through 2018.

At the recent pace of about $2.5 trillion a year, that number is estimated to have crossed

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