Welcome to Reddle, let's roll!

Never get their money, but we've got our soul.

Let's roll, let's roll, never get them control.

They've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Welcome to Redacta tonight.

This is the comedy show where Americans in America covering American news are called foreign agents. I have some good news. Through their greed and competence and hubris, our U.S. government, our corporate slime balls with ties on, are speeding up the end of the American Empire, an empire that has brought death and destruction around the world.

I know that doesn't make a pandemic any more fun.

You know, just look at it like high school.

It's miserable, boring, you can't get laid to save your life, but after you're done with it,

you don't have to be in high school anymore.

Or maybe that was just my experience.

I don't know.

Even fairly mainstream media like the Independent in Britain are now saying the U.S. is losing

its world's superpower status due to its failure to lead on the COVID-19 crisis.

And this time, it might not recover.

The American oligarchs are showing the world something as the shit hits the fan.

They're showing everyone that they can't be trusted to lead, to help, to facilitate, to organize,

even just to secure the short-term future of humankind.

They're demonstrating that they can't do shit but steal trillions of dollars and lie about it.

Asking the American Empire to help you is like asking a beehive to do your taxes.

They can't, they won't, they don't even know what the fuck you're talking about,

and they might sting you just for asking.

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