You could be honest.

I mean, it's 3.11 a.m.

How do you feel right now?

I'm wide awake.

It's election night.

This is the exciting time when we finally get to learn the answer to the question

that we've been asking for so long.

All right, so, well, let me ask you that question.

Red, white, and who?

Well, Ryan, it appears, ding, ding, ding, we have a winner.

It is Red, White, and Donald Trump.

This is a magnificent victory for the American people

that will allow us to make America great again.

So at this moment, we're talking just after 3 a.m.,

and the race hasn't officially been called at this moment,

but there doesn't seem to be any

path for Kamala Harris to win at this point. And Donald Trump has declared victory. The one thing

that is the most surprising to me is that we know who the winner is tonight. I mean, we thought

for such a long time that there would be days potentially before we would get an answer.

And it turns out they were much better at counting votes than we thought.

And also, the margins are not quite as close as we feared.

That was the reason, remember, that we thought that it might take days to get an answer

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