And now, Decoder Ring Theatre presents the continuing adventures of Canada's greatest superhero,

that scourge of the underworld, hunter of those who prey upon the innocent,

that marvelous mast mystery man known only as the Red Panda!

The Red Panda, mysterious mast marvel, hides his true identity of August Fenwick,

one of the city's wealthiest men in his never-ending battle against the forces of darkness and oppression.

Together with his wife and partner, Kit Baxter Fenwick, who joins him in his quest in the guise of the flying squirrel,

he fights a private war that evildoers everywhere shall know in the guise of the flying squirrel, he fights a private war

that evildoers everywhere shall know justice at the hands of the red panda.

This episode, The Gadget!

This is bad, Colonel.

General Carter, I have every reason to believe that this situation is under control.

Under control?

We have a piece of unregulated, uncontrolled technology on an apparent collision course with one of our most important assets.

Yes, sir?

Just between the two of us, Fairfax? I don't much like any of this.

I don't like handing off the task of soldiering to a bunch of anemic in lab coats.

I don't like putting resources into imaginary superweapons in the time of war,

and I especially don't like taking in turncoats.

I know all of that, sir.

Don't smile at me, Colonel.

I know you think I'm old-fashioned.

I'm sure an OSS man like yourself is used to shaking hands with traitors,

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