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Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Red Highlighters, David Beckham & Power Handshakes

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8684 Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

It's been a while since Martin and Gordon sat down and had a wee blether, just the two of them, so that's what we've got this week! A good old catch up: highlighters, kids parties, David Beckham, rickshaws, power handshakes and potential guests. Don't worry we've got some gems coming for you.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What is power?

0:02.0

Is it a home EV charger that works while you sleep?

0:06.0

Maybe it's a heat pump that pulls warmth from thin air.

0:10.0

Or is it switching to solar, so energy companies can pay you for a change?

0:15.0

Power is all of that at the touch of a button.

0:19.0

Hive's ecotech range gives you the power to control your home energy.

0:24.9

Hive.

0:25.9

Know your power.

0:27.7

T's and C supply, visit hivehome.com.

0:32.1

This is a global player original podcast.

0:54.2

Okay. Global Player Original Podcast Hello Disciples of Warren Brown and fellow fans of Les Mojago Truck Stop, the finest motorway service station on God's Green Earth,

0:57.4

where the sinks and showers are noticeably shite-free.

1:00.6

This is Restless Natives, the podcast, original recipe.

1:05.6

Full-fat entertainment spawned by two exuberant Scottish lads who should know better.

1:10.1

Welcome to your weekly escape from all the other wank happening in the world.

1:12.2

This is the fabric softener of your week,

1:16.5

the crumpled fibre you find in an old jacket. It's like getting a Kit Kat with no biscuit,

1:22.2

just pure milk chocolate. Speaking of which, allow me to introduce you to the opposite of artificial sweetener. He's the charisma department of this multinational operation. He's the sucrose,

1:27.1

the sherbet dip, the swizzle stick in our double dip he's everyone's favourite prime time telly star with truly magnificent eyebrows and football talent that belies his malnourished rickets ridden green oaken frame it's the boy who tried to nickname himself cobra but we but we all call him Fanny DeVito, the

1:44.3

marvelous Martin Cubsden.

1:47.5

Somebody's in a good mood this morning.

1:50.1

And hello, I'm Gordon Smart.

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