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The Grade Cricketer

Red ball, pink ball, who gives a s***, with Isa Guha

The Grade Cricketer

RARE

Cricket, Sports, Comedy

4.7518 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

Pink ball, Red ball, White ball, you know the rest...

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's the point of cricket?

0:01.0

Why do you do it?

0:02.0

Great cricket is a present.

0:03.0

We're going to look at the perils of sweeping.

0:05.0

We're the good cricket team.

0:06.0

The grey's cricket says real braddle. Dixie said if you're going to do it, do it to Eagle. Cricket. He's out now. We got 40. Who the fuck is in my lap? Are we still in the same Asher series as the Perth test? I can't believe we've had to wait this long in such a jam-pack schedule.

0:22.0

We yearn for more games, more narrative, more action, more Asher series as the Perth test. I can't believe we've had to wait this long in such a jam-packed schedule.

0:21.6

We yearn for more games, more narrative, more action, more scrolling, more hot takes, more chaos, more safety, more of everything.

0:28.6

We are Augustus Gloop. The Ashes is Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

0:33.6

Narrative is what we crave, so just suck us up a tube, turn us into fudge and let the

0:38.7

games begin again. We move to Brisbane for the Pink Pony Club and indeed the pink test match. Does

0:45.2

the Ashes need it? Do any of us need anything? Or will we simply glutton's needing something

0:49.4

to fill the void. Smith's wearing eyed blacks for some reason. Woods injured from driving across the country

0:54.5

on a camel. Head wants to open. Orsey pulls out of the PGA. England aren't arrogant. Cummins might play. Hazelwood's in a singlet. There's also Coley, Coley, Coley, click, click runs. To remind us that he and Roe Hits still play ODIs, the WBL gets washed out in the nick of time, AI imagery of WPL players and Monty Panasar playing fours.

1:12.3

Isha Gour is on the show.

1:13.6

Ask TGC, what's getting your high? BBL gets washed out in the nick of time, AI imagery of WPL plays and Monty Panasar playing

1:11.8

Fores.

1:12.3

Isha Gour is on the show. There's Ask TGC, what's getting your hot and everything in between Pezzar. The second test match is about to start. Are you ready for it? Are you ready? I am ready for it and I'm enjoying the previews. We can leave Perth alone now. There's been a lot written and said about it. and a lot of podcasts consumed by everybody to fill the void that needs feelings,

1:30.2

lest we be be sucked up a tube, as you just said.

1:33.1

Like Augustus Glob.

1:34.1

Like Augustus Glob.

1:35.5

It turned into fudge.

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