Recovering From Fauci's Kiss

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Elliott returns but he's still got Covid! We talk UFO disclosure, even a touch o' Zelda, and what's going on with this STRIKE! Want one of the LAST COPIES of Movie Movie Game? Get them while they're hot! Expansion sets too! https://themoviemoviegamåe.myshopify.com/ And keep sending us your photos of MOVIE MOVIE GAME! Ain't she BEAUTIFUL?! GET THE MOVIE MOVIE POSTER: https://store.dftba.com/products/movie-movie-game-poster Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap_ https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Shoot: Kevin Plachy Edit: Kevin Plachy Strike! Strike! Strike! (I don't know how strikes work; I assume you just say the word a lot)

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0:00.0	Hello, good morning, everybody. This is the Valley folk doing the Valley cast in this morning.
0:04.4	We're a bunch of tired boys and one of us is very, very sick.
0:09.1	Elliott. Hey, sick is in awesome. Thanks for having me.
0:12.9	Bull. Bull. I'm sick with the coronavirus, which I've never had before.
0:18.0	Fauci's kiss.
0:19.8	Fauci's kiss. And it gave me quite a Frencher.
0:24.6	And I've been sick for, I think, going on two weeks, I caught it from my wife who caught it
0:31.1	from her family who flew across the country to hug her and her time of need for her sickness.
0:40.3	Sorry, this is God's kiss. This is crazy.
0:42.6	So it case folks have not heard and you're finding out that this is an awkward way to say it,
0:48.7	but my lovely wife released a video explaining that she was recently diagnosed with
0:53.2	something called breast cancer. And then around that same time, we both got sick with COVID
1:00.0	from her way. That's what happened. Yeah. And so she had, she had COVID cancer.
1:06.0	She's a Christ. And then the big C in the little C exactly. And COVID-19 and cancer,
1:13.4	triple, triple positives. So we were, she's better now from the COVID. And now she's waiting on me
1:20.4	to get better from the COVID. So did the COVID prevent any like treatments or anything like that?
1:28.0	There's been a couple complications, but it seems like it's all going to be okay. It's definitely
1:31.8	maybe delayed. I think it all worked out. It was a little scary there for a second that it was
1:36.0	going to delay some stuff, but everything's going okay. Which family member feels the worst,
1:40.4	do you think about it? I could definitely name names, but they're doing better.
1:45.9	Anybody under the bus? Nobody did that on purpose. Yeah. No, no. Unless it was cousin Gary.
1:52.3	Unless it was cousin Bobby Eiger. Yep.
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