Record Setting Guessing

Distractible

Leisure, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 27.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Distractible has officially set the record for World's Best Dad, World's Baldest, and World's Shortest. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Visit www.rocketmoney.com/Distractible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode of Distractable is presented to you by Amazon Prime.
0:04.4	Whatever you're into, it's on Prime.
0:06.5	And I'm into a lot.
0:07.8	You can't look at my order history.
0:09.3	I won't let anyone.
0:11.3	A lot of the show, I think, comes directly off Amazon.
0:14.6	I think we all got our coins of fairness on there.
0:18.2	Where'd you get your stacks of paper, you scribble on, Wade?
0:21.0	Amazon. Whatever it is, Prime helps you get your stacks of paper, you scribble on, Wade? Amazon.
0:21.9	Whatever it is, Prime helps you get more out of whatever passions you're into or getting
0:27.2	into.
0:28.0	Head to Amazon.com slash Prime and follow your obsession wherever it goes.
0:33.3	Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable.
0:39.1	This episode,
0:40.2	Bewildering Bob, belittles hero beans, screen snoops, then gets a guy's giddy over Guinness.
0:46.5	Waterboy Wade, disbelies Donor, sees Calil and the FF,
0:51.2	underestimates Ishma, but supports the swinger.
0:54.7	Methodical mark, Lord Scalactus's massive head,
0:58.2	picks BTA porn, Guerns, 69s, and wrists, Lady Luck.
1:02.8	From biocardial infarctions to truly deranged dares.
1:08.0	Yes.
1:10.4	It's time for... record-setting guessing. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
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