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Joel Osteen Podcast

Recognizing What Battles To Fight | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Not every battle is worth fighting.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

0:02.3

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.0

If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:13.7

Well, God bless you.

0:15.2

It is always a joy to come into your homes.

0:18.2

We love you.

0:19.1

We know God has great things in store for you. And if you're

0:22.1

ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. I say it often,

0:27.1

but these are the finest people in all of Houston right here at Lakewood. We'll make you feel right

0:31.4

at home. Thanks for tuning in. Thank you again for coming out. I like to start with something

0:36.5

funny each week. And I heard about this blonde lady.

0:40.2

And you know, I'm married to a beautiful, smart, intelligent blonde. This is just a joke.

0:45.0

But this blonde was at Target, and she saw this thermos up on the shelf. She asked the clerk what it was.

0:51.5

He said, that's a thermos. You've never used one of those? She said, no,

0:55.1

what does it do? He said, it keeps things hot and it keeps things cold. The next day she showed up

1:00.8

at work with it. Her boss said, I've never seen you with the thermos. What do you have in there?

1:05.3

She said, two popsicles and some coffee. All right, hold up your Bible.

1:11.7

Say it like you mean it.

1:13.0

This is my Bible.

1:14.8

I am what it says I am.

1:16.7

I have what it says I have.

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