Hi, this is Joel and Victoria.

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We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

Well, God bless you.

It is always a joy to come into your homes.

We love you.

We know God has great things in store for you. And if you're

ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. I say it often,

but these are the finest people in all of Houston right here at Lakewood. We'll make you feel right

at home. Thanks for tuning in. Thank you again for coming out. I like to start with something

funny each week. And I heard about this blonde lady.

And you know, I'm married to a beautiful, smart, intelligent blonde. This is just a joke.

But this blonde was at Target, and she saw this thermos up on the shelf. She asked the clerk what it was.

He said, that's a thermos. You've never used one of those? She said, no,

what does it do? He said, it keeps things hot and it keeps things cold. The next day she showed up

at work with it. Her boss said, I've never seen you with the thermos. What do you have in there?

She said, two popsicles and some coffee. All right, hold up your Bible.

Say it like you mean it.

This is my Bible.

I am what it says I am.

I have what it says I have.

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