Maybe I'm just like weird, maybe I'm crunchy.

This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Crisly.

I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards and all of these people write their children's accomplishments on the back.

I don't love them.

A Southern girl and a boy mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots.

I am a functioning, non-functioning human being right now.

Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea.

That is the tea. Here's Lindsay.

Good morning and welcome back to another episode of the Southern Tea. We abruptly ended our last

episode talking about trauma bonds. And I feel like that cannot be an abrupt end. We are still in New York

City. We're still here. We're on the Polly Pocket couch and the Polly Pocket Airbnb.

And honestly, you know what this Airbnb reminds me of?

And I couldn't put my finger on it.

It reminds me of what's that actor that's in The Doubtfire?

Robin Williams, like his divorce apartment.

Like, it's giving Robin Williams divorce apartment.

This is literally an illegal build.

Like you can't convince me otherwise.

No, this is crazy.

There is quite literally, and I don't know if it's a smoke detector or if it's a carbon

monoxide detector, but it has like a black bag.

It's covered in a trash bag.

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