Recasting The Karate Kid

Buzzn The Tower

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Film History

5 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Sand the floor. Paint the fence. Get a bodybag and get ready for the All-Valley Karate Tournament, because today we're taking one of the best movies around and replacing the beloved characters with other stars from the 80s. We'll have to make tough decisions and commit to our choices. Win, lose, no matter. You make good fight, earn respect then nobody bother. I'm Mo Shapiro and joining me as always, the Daniel-san to my Mr. Miyagi, Max Sanders. And with that, let's recast The Karate Kid!

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0:00.0	You're the best, oh, wow.
0:03.0	Nothing's gonna ever keep you down, you're the best, oh, wow.
0:08.0	Nothing's gonna ever keep you down, you're the best, oh, wow.
0:09.0	Max, here's what I want for my 50th birthday.
0:11.0	You're the best, you're writing.
0:12.0	I don't want to tell you what I want for my 50th birthday.
0:14.0	Yep.
0:15.0	You get a video of her saying, Mo, I want to wish you a happy birthday and tell you,
0:19.0	you're the best, Mo, you're the best, and I'm going to play that.
0:22.0	Yeah.
0:23.0	And everything I do, I go into a board meeting, I play it right before and then I'm a pound
0:26.0	some Joespezito, just blast it, it's gonna be the best.
0:35.0	Welcome to Buzz in the Tower, a podcast dedicated to the movies of the 1980s.
0:39.0	Our mission is to take you on a most excellent adventure through time.
0:44.0	Buzz in the Tower is so much more than a podcast.
0:47.0	It's the map to One-Eye Willie's treasure, and all you have to do is sit back,
0:51.0	listen, and repeat after me.
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0:58.0	Buzz in the Tower answers the questions you didn't even know you had,
1:01.0	like who would win in a fight, John Rambo or Hans Gruber,
1:04.0	or who is Dreamier, Jake Ryan or Marty McFly.
1:07.0	So as we rank to bait and offer fresh takes of the best of the best from 80s cinema,
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