Recasting The Empire Strikes Back

Buzzn The Tower

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Film History

5 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a pair of Podcasters have decided to recast The Empire Strikes Back with different actors from the 80s. From their secret base on the remote ice world of Michigan, Buzzn The Tower will restore balance to the force. How do you try and replace such a prolific cast? No, try not. Do, or do not. There is no try. I'm Mo Shapiro and joining as always, the warm Tauntaun intestines to my unconscious Luke Skywalker, Max Sanders and with that I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

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0:00.0	🎵
0:13.4	Do you know what my backup was? I have a good backup on this smear.
0:15.6	Equally absurd. Uh, Burgess Meredith.
0:17.3	Mick from Rockle.
0:18.2	I can't even win my awful.
0:19.3	Oh, it would have been great! Come on!
0:20.9	You're gonna piss the floor.
0:22.1	Come on! Come on, Luke!
0:23.6	Luke, you son of a- Get up!
0:24.9	You're gonna eat-
0:26.2	You're gonna eat tonsons and piss thunder!
0:28.4	This guy does, baby.
0:29.4	I just said you're gonna eat tonsons and piss thunder.
0:33.3	Yeah.
0:33.7	I think that's gonna be our stinger at the beginning of the show.
0:37.0	🎵
0:42.9	Welcome to Buzz in the Tower, a podcast dedicated to the movies of the 1980s.
0:47.5	Our mission is to take you on a most excellent adventure through time.
0:51.9	Buzz in the Tower is so much more than a podcast.
0:54.7	It's the map to One-Eyeed-Willie's treasure.
0:56.8	And all you have to do is sit back, listen, and repeat after me.
1:01.1	Klaatu!
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