Feels weird doing this without the music, but mentally.

Oh, wait, I can do it. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

Do do, do do do do do do do do do.

Hello and welcome to Let's Learn Everything, the show where we learn about anything and everything.

Wait, what? Caroline, no,

this, you're on Maine this week, right? This is Tom's job. Wait, okay, okay, yeah. Where is Tom?

Tom right now? Tom. Tom. Are you here? I don't think he's here, Ella.

Oh, you know what?

He did message me.

Tom is ill today.

Oh, no.

Oh, what a nightmare. Our poor Tom Lum is sick.

And so we've decided not to do a normal show today

because we would simply miss him too darn much.

Everybody send good vibes to Tom wishing him well.

You know, without Tom, your well wissage.

Send him your well wishage.

I mean, without Tom, who will make dad jokes and laugh very loudly?

Nothing will happen for the entire podcast. Carol Lai will simply stare at each other and laugh very loudly. Nothing will happen for the entire podcast.

Carol and I will simply stare at each other in silence for the entire time.

Honestly, I think if we didn't have Tom, like, coming in, making the quick little jokes,

making us, like, stare at him, like, what the fuck you're doing?

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