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So let's get to the big story.

Americans are still trying to process the global realignment that has occurred following the disastrous Oval Office meeting between the president, J.D. Vance, and Vladimir Zelensky.

What happened, they say? Are we still America, they say? Who's sider way on? They say.

It's complicated. The best way that I can explain what happened and show Americans

how to process this new reality was with another shocking

turn of events from this weekend.

On Saturday night at the elimination

chamber, the WWE shocked

the world as John Sina

turned heel, joined the rock

and attacked Cody Rhodes.

Now,

if that does not immediately explain to you our current geopolitical climate,

you must have grown out of watching wrestling through the normal course of aging.

I, on the other hand, understand this in my bones.

This explains it, folks.

All of your shock, all of your disappointment, all of your anger it's in there it's in

the squared circle you see saturday night oh we're doing this saturday night

john siena the good guy of professional wrestling mr hustle the champustle, the champ, the man who stood for everything.

Truth, justice, the guy who literally holds the record for the most Make-A-Wish Foundation meetings of all times.

People would get cancer just to meet John Cena.

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