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Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States, a man whose licentious and felonious behavior has been well cataloged and documented, returned to the Capitol Rotunda.

Just four short years after inspiring in

that very place. A day of riotous shick-fri-ry. Returned to the exact same room. Now,

generally, if this were a dateline documentary, he would return to that room to express a form of repentance

in maturity and acknowledgement of the pain that had been wrought on that terrible day. But

in this show that we're filming now, it's to be sworn in as the 47th president of the United States.

And as with most returning to the scene of the crime,

it began with tea with the people you tried to steal it from.

A short time ago, President Joe Biden greeted Mr. and Mrs. Trump

at the White House for tea an inaugural tradition.

It's always important to keep up the tea tradition when you hand over the keys to...

I'm sorry, what did you call them?

Hitler?

But got to be a good host.

And the Wi-Fi password is White House,

but I change the eye to a one.

I hope that's not weird.

I'm not saying Biden should have done his own insurrection,

but there's got to be a happy medium

between storming the Capitol and,

would you like a crumpet?

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