Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, week 17 holy shit was an awesome day. Oh my god, we're buzzing because we just came off of the 49ers Seahawks game. Week 17 was insane. A lot of things changed. Playoff seating up for grabs crazy losses jaymus we also have college football playoff to get to we have a lot to catch up on last show of the year last show of the decade and we're brought to you as always by our friends at cashapp pardon my take is brought to you by cashapp not only is it the easiest place to send money to your friends but it's also the place where you can buy fractional shares of stock with as little as $1. I am going to invest next year in football. Can you do that? I want to. You can invest in a packer's ownership. Nope, that's actually a binding stock. Will you be investing in 2020? Of course. Okay, well you can do it with cash app investing because you can own slices of stock. You don't need to get the whole damn thing with cash app investing. So check it out right now. Brokerage services are provided by cash app investing a subsidiary of Square and member SIPC. Also it's Monday and you know what that means. Today is Bad Beats Monday. Cash app is hooking up AWLs who suffered over the weekend so tweet your beats to at part of my take and At cash app with the hashtag bad beats Monday and don't forget your cash tag in order to get made partially whole again don't forget the whole hashtag or you'll be cursed for 24 hours. That's just science don't question it download the cash app from the app store Google Play Store today and get it going with the cash app thank you cash app we love you okay let's go And I'm a lot of stuff worth to be done No paper hang out or washing And then I can't live all on the sun Oh no, we gonna rock down to T-L-E-L-S-R-I-R-E-N-U And then we're taking higher Oh we gonna rock down to T-L-E-L-S- to part of my take presented by the cash app. Go download it right now. It's Bad Beats Monday, hashtag Bad Beats Monday. Tweety at part of my take and at the cash app. And they might hook up a Bad Beats Monday. Today is Monday, 30th week 17. One last trip around the sun, boom, teach, boom. In Detroit where the lions were ready to get down with Dave Blau Blau. Chik-chch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch the second and under the cover of the dome it was an inside job for Aaron Alex Jones as the running back could be heard yelling they're turning the Allen Lazar's gay. I've got all the documents right here. Let us be the last to wish you a happy Kenny holidays as the Packers win 23-20. Whip, whip, whip! In Cincinnati we're a share of Joe Mixon and forced cruel and unusual punishment by making,000 people sick grew up, bangles and browns came. And then a touching tribute to a Christmas story, the bangles took the red rider BB gun out for one last quarrel. Your kitchen's nightmares over, Cleveland, as our won't be any nookies under the tree, her fretting dirt's kitchens as he bicker a limp biscuit of a season and the rolling, rolling rolling roll it come out His ass out of town bangles 33 browns 23 It cans us city where enan mccole smith turned a lot of guys into hard men when he ran back a kick the equivalent of a 104 Centriful fill Collins rivers tried to tell you know, but his body keeps telling us yes as he asked for just one more night to throw a couple of interceptions. Terrell I don't want no Sugs said don't go chasing waterfalls he'll stick to sacking the rivers that he's used to. Chiefs clinched the first round by with a 31-21 win Kansas City. And Baltimore, where as his Gusta Mary throughout the record books, when these two teams match up, RG3 billboards outside ofings Missouri put out decent film before Oscar season. In a crucial moment, Devlin Sonic the Hedgehogs got hit and lost his coins leading to a Ravens score. The Mike Tomlin sanity ran out of the Steelers season, but they still got that stick off their September.

The Ravens 28, the Steelers.

They call it Clemmer, Clemmer faster than light me.

No one you see is smarter than he.

And we don't Clemmer, lives in a world full of wonder flying there under under sea dolphins 27 New England 24 in Houston where AJ MacKaren Price should have bought his offensive lineman Rolexes because they gave him no time to pass and all they could do is watch. Derek Gagne Henry was all juiced up, rushing for three touchdowns and an amazing 40 time, chugging for two 11 yards. Mike Vrable better have Lorraine a bobbit on speed dial because the Titans are in the playoffs and Vrable's manhood is on the endangered species list as first reported by part of my take via busing with the boys Titan's 35 Texan 14 WAP! Rublin, Stublin, Bublin! Standing on a corner, James Winston, Tampa, Florida, such a sight to see. He was stuck at 29 with the game on the line and threw a pick six to get 30. He's a gamer, don't be a shamer. It gets his eyes fixed, don't be of bainber. The office 28, box 22. To Milhye, where it was the last game as the Oakland Raiders, and Drew sitting on the lock of the bay, crashed the party as the Sean Alexander Hamilton was there to read them their linman well Miranda writes. Many thought that Hunter Biden Rinfrow was unqualified to earn his rookie contract but it turns out it was a perfect call an absolutely perfect call by John Trump Putin Bronco 16 the Las Vegas Raiders 16 in the metal lands where howie roseman showed this holiday season it's better to give than have receivers. Boston, Michael, Scott came out of nowhere. That's what she said. Scoring more than an all-inclusive trip to sandals Jamaica on the defensive side of the ball. Cox got great penetration. That's what she said. No more. That's what she said, Michael. And the Eagles stood tough through Sequad Barkley's running. Well, well, well, how the term tables. The Eagles are back in the playoffs as a soaking wet Eli looked on disappointed. That's what she said. Don't do that again. Eagles 34, the G-Men 17. The New York football diet. The New York football diet. We've finished in Seattle for the NFC West, where it was Jimmy Garoppolo versus Marseille Nlens,

the beauty and the beast mode. Kiddles versus Skittles was an instant classic. Travis Homer Simpson and Marseille Nlens made for an animated backfield as a Seahawks tried to launch the nuclear lock and chip to come back into second half. Raheem Dijon-Mostard had all the sauce. As the 49ers went in the West and clinched home filled advantage of place. I know well because a young swam was there for the catch. Look at all that hair. That's your swam. 49ers 26. See, Hawks, 21. All right, week 17, holy shit. That was an awesome, awesome, awesome end to the 2019 regular season. It was a great way to end it and this morning I woke up and it really did hit me for the first time that it was week 17. I had done such a good job of compartmentalizing and not allowing myself to realize that this was the official end of football season and it hit me like a ton of bricks but then there's nothing like an awesome game slate on Sunday Sunday to totally wipe that off my brain Now I'm excited for the playoffs and everyone went into this week 17 being like, okay Everyone kind of knows who's in the playoffs. There's a couple situations, you know, the Titans are gonna win So it doesn't really matter everything basically went up and spoke for in terms of seating the last game Which we'll start with was an instant classic out in Seattle. The 49ers hold on to get the one seed which we were sitting here watching it talking about all the implications. If the Seahawks win that game, the Packers then have the one seed. The Saints have a buy and the two seeds so they only have to win one game away from home and everything gets blown up by that last play at the goal line. Holy shit. Seahawks, how do you take that to lay a game? I actually think conspiracy theory here that Pete Carroll took to the lay a game on purpose because he didn't want to be stuck in a situation where he screwed up on the one yard line again with Marshawn Lynch back, which that's like that's that game was so good. We forgot how awesome it was at Marshawn Lynch's back. Yes. And he got that touchdown where he jumped over the line. I think they were going to kill this deck. Yeah. They were going to give him the ball on the one this time. Yes. They had to give him the ball this time. So yeah, Pete Carol kind of saved himself from himself. But I'm backing it up to the six yard line. but then the very end of the game well first of all before all, before they got there, there was a questionable

unnecessary roughness penalty on the Niners that backed them up on their drive. Right. There was so many different ball don't lie situations in this game. The ball weaved in a very intricate web of deception throughout the game. So I was not sure if the end of the game was a ball don't lie. If the passenger appearance that wasn't called was ball no lie. if the Hollister getting tackled at the one and then rotating over to the end zone was

balled online.

I don't know if the ball lie or not. I'm pretty sure that it doesn't I don't think I think the 49ers were the better team Throughout the year, so I think you deserve to win the NFC West and they deserve to get the one seed Russell Wilson with the ball in the fourth quarter. There's nothing like it. He's just an electric factor. When you watch him, I've thrown this out there for a few years now, but in terms of

quarterbacks I want to have the ball at the end of the game, he's my number one. Yeah, he's my number one, even though they didn't score there, he's still my number one because he did everything to get them to score. i don't know who do you blame the delay game on

but credit to forty nine years for holding on

and the odds of their like getting to the super bowl

just drastically changed now that they get two home games to get to Miami instead of being the fifth seed and having to finish this game and then immediately fly to Philadelphia and play the Eagles who got who win the NFC East. Yeah, there was a lot of stake at the varying in this game. And Russell Wilson is, the great part about Russell is he's mastered all these different weird little nuances in the position of quarterback. So he can slide better than any quarterback. Yes. He's really good at running out of bounds and holding the ball forward to get that extra yard. He takes sacks really well. He does that turtle thing.

He's great at getting tackled.

He will slide his head into a defender's knee and draw a hit to the head of the quarterback. Yes. With defenseless. Every single time. He's really, really good at all these weird little parts of the game. It was an instant classic. And I feel like all the Seahawks do playing instant classic games. Yes, and honestly, you know, not take anything away from the

Seahawks because they are a playoff team and they played a great game But if you're a Seahawks fan losing that game now you have to go to Philadelphia And you have to win three games on the road to get to Miami that feels like a mountain a little too tall to climb It's tough. It's tough. It's not impossible I still feel like the Seahawks are one of those teams that if they get healthy on defense, they could beat anybody.

A lot of time. a little too tall to climb. It's tough. It's tough. It's not impossible. I still feel like the Seahawks are one of those teams that if they get healthy on defense, they could beat anybody.

Not a lot of time. Not a lot of time. Not a lot of time. Seven days. And they're also one of those teams where you think about them traveling east. And it's like, uh, that's early. Although they did beat the Eagles earlier in the season, an infill at all. Which I've always wanted this about West Coast fans for these late night

games. You get done with the game at what? 8 30? Yeah. Do you eat before the game or after

the game? No, 830?

Do you eat before the game or after the game? No, I think they, I think they eat during the game. Yeah, dinner parties. Yeah, they do it during the game, but I guess it would be beneficial to be on the West Coast right now because then you have four hours to like stay up and be juiced up about that game because you're not If you're on the East Coast and you're watching that game, you can't go to sleep. That was such a great game

We were standing out standing up. That's what that's the key to and be juiced up about that game because you're not on the east coast and you're watching that game you can't go to sleep that was

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