Welcome to the high and low podcast.

This is your host Bravo, Bravo, Bravo, Ducking, Bravo, and we are about to recap season two, episode five of the Valley.

I recapped it yesterday because I was late with my recap for episode four.

I'm rolling right into episode five, so I feel like I'm doing a marathon.

My husband's out of town this week. I don't know if I mentioned this, but I have so much respect for

anybody who is a single parent out there. I say this every time he travels, and I mean it every time he travels. And I'm sure he feels that way when I go places, but wow, it's a lot. And there's been some kind of drama every night, like the first night. This dog, I don't know, are all dogs like

this? I guess they are, but like, I feed this dog. This dog is thick. Every time I take her to the vet, they're like, well, she could stand to lose a few. I'm like, leave her alone. But my adopted daughter Margo, she eats delicious food. And even though the dog is fully fed, she comes upstairs in the middle of the

night creeping around all the cat stuff and starts licking at her empty bowl. So I wake up to the

sound of clanging bowls being licked. I am aware of my flaws as a person. I think. I think I am. And one of my, hello, she's

upset too. And one of my major flaws is, I get so mad if I get woken up. So I throw the dog

outside, but that whole thing cost me sleep. So then when I wake up, guess what? Vertigo's back.

Guess who's back? Back again. It only happens if I'm sleep deprived. So then

it feels like when people spin around in a circle with their head on a baseball bat, like in a

relay race thing, and then they have to try to walk. That's what it feels like. Such a crazy

feeling. But at least I know what it's going to happen because for me, it only happens when I

first lay down if I go horizontal or when I'm standing up. So thankfully, it's not just any time no matter what I'm doing. I know there are certain things that I do that will cause it. And the only remedy is I have to drug myself and pass that early. Before we get going to the recap, also, I just thought about some random Bravo news. I'm sure we've all seen it. The thing about Sonia Morgan going to a very fancy schmancy restaurant in New York City and getting into it because she thought the bill was going to be comped. And the restaurant was like, what? And it was over $1,000. And I guess it got awkward. Which I don't understand because the second someone says, oh, no, ma'am,

no, that wasn't, I'd be like, okay, no problem, here you go, here's my card, my bad.

But the messy reports about it said she was absolutely hysterical. She refused to pay, yelling,

I'm a celebrity. And this is the thing about, oh, G, Roney. I mean, we have our amazing memories of it,

but the ground really did turn sour. Remember, there was also that situation where Countess Luan

was in D.C. area for her show, and then she didn't pay a restaurant there, just ran out on the

bill. And I remember being one of the accounts saying, hey, you need to pay your bills.

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