Welcome to the high and low podcast. This is your host Bravo Bravo, Bravo, Ducking Bravo, and we're going to recap The Valley. They are still in Hawaii. There are still lots of drama. I'm excited to watch this episode. But hold on, wait, because there's other Bravo Leopardy drama going on. Let me get some headlines. This is going to come as a shock to no one. But that show, NextGen NYC, with the kids of the Bravo Leberties, you know, Wig's daughter, Ariana. And I saw Wig was on an episode. They're going to get me watching it. Anyway, and then Kim's daughter, Riley, where there's that guy on there, that guy Charlie, who was friends with the man who had the other crypto dude come from a different country and then tortured him if you know, you know. So I guess in the last episode, he had everybody come out to a club and it was like, it didn't make sense. Like the bill was so high, but he didn't contribute to it. But he's always trying to like shame other people saying they don't have money, but why didn't you throw down a card? I'm going to have to watch it. The point of the

story is, allegedly, the crypto guy doesn't actually have any money. I know. Who could have

seen that coming? Also, Gia is on that show, and I saw a couple different things where she is

writing President Trump, tons and tons of letters,

because she's hoping that she can do for her father what the Crisly girl just did for her father.

So she's hoping that if she writes to President Trump enough, that he will bring Juicy Joe back to America.

And you know what? I can't blame her for trying.

Because he was convicted of things that

the Crisleys were also convicted of and they're out scoffrey. So we will see what happens with that.

Now, speaking of Trump, Erica Jane was debuting her boyfriend to the paparazzi and he's this little

guy with a beard. He kind of looks like Papa Smarf.

His name is John McPhee.

He has a nickname.

A nickname is Shrek, which I don't know.

Okay.

And then also the Sheriff of Baghdad.

He's a retired U.S. Army Special Operations Sergeant Major.

We thank him for his service.

He retired in 2011 and he has, it seems like it's a clothing line called Sheriff of Baghdad, you know, after himself, S-O-B, that's a weird, okay, maybe we won't call it that. But you know what, no sooner I say that, I went on his website to his apparel, and it says, Team S-O-B. So he's leaning into it. Other shirts say, savage things, slaughter things. Don't trade on me or my family.

Now, I grew up in a military town. I was raised by a veteran. I'm married to a veteran. But this particular aesthetic, this particular attitude where your whole, like, personality is defined by it and all

this kind of stuff, I refer to this as military machismo. It's a lifestyle choice. You know what I mean?

We'll see how long she lasts. But as soon as she debuts him, somebody goes online, they find clips of him on the Megan Kelly show, okay? And he's saying, yeah, I like Trump. I like, I like Trump. I like policies back when he was president of the first time. I like Vance, too. I was just talking to Pete Heggseth, I need to get a job

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