Welcome to the high and low podcast. This is your host, Bravo, Bravo,

Ducking Bravo. I'm back from my travels. So let's recap the Valley. This podcast needs to be so

jam-packed about the valley. I can't even get into the details, the minutia of the drama I went

through just to travel within the United States of America. But I will rant about that when I talk about the books I'm reading, because that's going to be a separate pod. Back to the valley. I saw the finale right before I left, but I didn't have time to finish that pod. And now it's moot. So I'm just going to roll it into this one. I thought it was a very good season finale. I laughed. I cried. I raged, I groaned. I raged again. I'm not going to spend too much time on it. But here's some notes that I wrote down as I was watching it. Ending the season with Michelle hosting a Zen party, bold choice. Why do I say that? Because Michelle hasn't really been, I know she's had her whole like focus with Jesse, but to me, she hasn't been the kind

of cast member that you'd be like, oh my God, Michelle's hosting a party. This episode is going to

rule. And a Zen party, she already talks very, very slow, very monotone. She could be someone to lead

you into a meditative state. So I guess it does work that she had a Zen party, but you know what I'm saying.

I was already in a state of Zen watching her describe the Zen party. The invitation on the very

bottom should say, do not operate a motor vehicle after this party. In fact, do not operate a motor

vehicle when watching the footage of Michelle describing this party. And then when they went over to go see Lala's little baby,

have you ever heard of a sip and see? It's a southern thing. It's, well, it's not really southern. Everybody does it. But it's just where you gather to go see a new baby who was born. You have some tea. It's called a sip and see. You sip the tea. You see the baby. So I renamed this the bitch and see because they had no tea but they were just bitching about people so it was a

bitch and see and watching that in the finale i started questioning brittany because brittany is the one who

brought up to janet on camera they do not lock you janet i'm like how did that help anything brittny

why would you tell her that in a room where you know laala and all these other people are just going to dog pile on?

So, Janet gets all amped up, right? And then she was like, she can call me a whore and threaten to beat me up. And she called me a fan. And they're laughing.

Including Brittany, okay. Brittany was laughing too.

This is all meanwhile, Kristen is saying that Britney's like a sister to her.

She could never be mad at her for putting a damper on her engagement party,

getting her emotions into it, all the stuff that Brittany did,

because she just loves her so much.

And here she is, stoking the flames between Janet and Kristen. So then I'm watching Janet spiral out and she went, I wrote down, she went full joker. She went full Joker mode

because she said to them when she sat on the couch, she called me a whore, threatened to beat me up,

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