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Recap: The Valley Finale, Ep 12, Part 1 - Opening Bars, Closing Chapters

High & Low

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4.8586 Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Part one of a two part finale recap shows the group settling back in after Big Bear and preparing for the grand opening of Jax's (and Britney's) oxygen rich bar in Studio City. While Zach gets fired up about Janet not trusting him and plans to confront her about their issues, Kristin goes in hoping to make peace with Michelle. Britney continues to show consideration and kindness to Jax by getting his family there, and Jax continues to say he's stressed when she brings up his shortcomings. Bonus: we discover and walk through the full menu at Jax's.

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0:00.0

Welcome to the high and low podcast.

0:07.1

This is your host, Bravo, Bravo, Ducking Bravo.

0:09.3

Today we are recapping the Valley.

0:12.2

Episode 12, the finale episode.

0:15.7

I didn't realize that it was a finale episode.

0:18.0

It didn't feel like a finale episode.

0:20.1

It seems weird that we spent, I just, I lost track of how many episodes we were in Big Bear. But, you know, Kristen and Luke and Zach were not a part of that. So it felt weird. It felt like, okay, finally we're going to get the gang back together. We're going to find our gang groove again. It's like, nope, that's the end. Bye. And a finale, you usually get like the title card

0:37.8

thing at the end. I'm used to that from Real Housewives, so I was kind of expecting that for this show. What I'm saying is it felt anticlimactic. And they did a thing where they allegedly, I guess, stopped filming and then cameras came back up. I don't know if that was always planned or not, depending on what happened with the couples, but we'll get into it. Last recap I did,

0:56.3

we talked about Jacks and this. always planned or not, you know, depending on what happened with the couples. But we'll get into it.

0:55.1

Last recap I did, we talked about Jax and this new young woman that he was out on the town with.

1:01.0

They got in a limo. They went to his bar. They were like touchy-feely with each other at his bar.

1:07.3

She, you know, yelled out, I'm pregnant. She's an only fan's persona. And then Jacks comes out and

1:13.0

says, no, I'm not really dating her. And like, once you understand like, why I was, but what? Stop it.

1:20.1

Clickbait. Mr. Clickbait. Saying that he met her parents at a golf thing. And her parents were like,

1:26.9

you should hang out with our daughter.

1:28.9

And that's why she picked him up in a limo on camera with paparazzi.

1:33.5

And then she was hanging out at his bar to get out.

1:36.4

So that already irritated me.

1:37.5

And then stuff that he, I guess, tweeted out after the show aired last night, irritated me.

1:42.7

We'll talk about that after we do the recap. And I personally

1:45.8

am never, ever going to get over the fact that they are not doing a reunion for this show.

1:49.7

Why? Why not? Andrew. Andrew, Bravo. NBC Universal. You want eyeballs, right? That's what you want.

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