Welcome to the high and low podcast.

This is your host, Bravo, Bravo, Ducking Bravo, and I'm about to watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

I didn't watch it last night when it came on because I wanted to wait for the peacock version.

I feel like we always see something extra on the peacock version.

Don't pay for it, though.

I'll just tell you. And this is the perfect moment for me to watch Salt Lake City because I'm crashing out over TikTok. I'm yelling at people. I'm yelling at my senators. I messed up the ending to my last podcast because I was doing it in such a hurry. And I was trying to get ready this morning. And I realized, I was like, what's that on my cheek? It's a bruise on my cheek. I'd love to tell you how I got this bruise on my cheek.

I was out in the snow trying to help build a snow fort and everybody's yelling, we need the thing

that makes, puts the snow into the brick shape. Mom, go find the thing that turns the snow into

the brick shape. Okay, fine, fine. I will trudge into the

dark shed and somehow find this piece of plastic that you scoop snow and you smush it and it turns

into like a brick shape. Now, my sunglasses are fogged because I've been out in the snow. I have a

hood on. I'm walking in there with my big, thick snow boots, and it was like a

cartoon. All right? Let me tell you, I walk in there. I take three steps into the dark shed,

and something hits me, harder than I have ever been hit, thankfully in my life, in the face,

cracks into the side of my sunglasses and my cheekbone. I scream and I'm pissed

and I'm ready for a fight. It was, drumhole, a rake. Yes, like a cartoon. I stepped on a rake and it

flapped up and smacked me in the side of the face it was so dark in there i didn't even

see it and who leaves a rake like that so then i pick this thing up and i'm mad and i threw it like a javelin

like an olympian javelin thrower across the shed who leaves a rake on the floor like that

we got the little hooky things on the side for you to hang it. Oh, I went off. So yeah, now I have a bruise on my cheek and I'm always going to laugh about it, but it really did make me mad. I didn't know that was a real thing that happened. I thought that was just something that happened in a cartoon like, LOL, that's never really happened to anybody. well, it happened to me. I don't know, what's going to happen to me next?

Am I going to slip on a banana peel?

That was definitely the low of the week for sure. Now, the high of the week is I'm sticking it to the man. I'm trying whenever I order something now to not order through Amazon. Like I needed to order a little kid snow bibs. And I normally just like, Amazon, click, click.

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