Welcome to the high and low podcast. This is your host, Bravo, Bravo,

ducking, Bravo, and this is part two of my two farder, excuse me, two parter recap of Salt

Lake City, season six, episode six, out of gas. An episode for the ages, an episode that I definitely will be watching

whenever I'm having a glum drum rough day. And in part one, we saw Lisa Paying with cash

right towards the end of my part one. And thank you so much to Dana on the Patreon who said

that Lisa said on social media that the pile of cash she had was for tips.

Okay. If it was for tips, why are you paying with it if it was for tips? I mean, yeah,

absolutely. That's normal to carry cash for tips. But the way she was holding it, the way she was

gesturing with it, the way it was like a flex in her mind, like she kept folding it, she kept touching it.

It was at eye level. She wanted that cash to be seen. Like, look, I have money. They don't think I have money, but look how much money I have. It's $1,000. Let's all calm down. So I'm still suspicious, but that's just me.

As Bravo fans, we've seen too much.

This would not be our first real housewise financial crisis meltdown by any stretch.

We've been through it. Dr. Wendy was a shock because we didn't expect it. I don't think out of her personality and what she was giving us, but nothing should be a shock anymore. Also, I am thinking about one of you commented me like,

hey, just join us on Potomac. Just don't even, don't even waste your time with Orange County anymore. Just come on over to Potomac, start recapping that. I very well might. I don't want to watch Orange County. I don't know. I can't bring myself to watch them. I don't want to do it. It's too forced, that's what it is. It's like a creepy, fake guy you don't want to go on a second date with. Like, I cannot, I can't even look at the text. Terrible sense of style, like embarrassing. He keeps trying to be funny. He keeps showing you, like, stuff he's got that he thinks makes him really important. Oh, look at my luxury mattress. Just okay, all right. You're not going to catch me on it. Really doesn't have much to talk about. Super frustrating. And you're like, was that a microaggression? The only thing likable about him is this dog. And of course, I'm talking about Archie. So yeah, I think I'm done. I think at the most what I'll do is watch it on two-time speed. So I'm just like reading the closed

captioning. So I understand the gist of what's happened over the last like three, four episodes. And then I'll just do a quick summary pot of like, here's what went down. And then the same for the reunions. Just like, here's what they said. But not play by play. Because it's not play by playworthy. That's on them. A show that is played by playworthy, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

So let's pick back up where we left off. Now, I saw Brittany walking into a coffee shop and she had a gigantic Dionysus Gucci bag. So I went and looked it up. They don't sell it on the website anymore. I'm sure this is the one

she talked about a couple episodes like, yeah, Jared, you know, he buys me like bags and stuff sometimes. I'm sure this is one of the bags. I found it on a resale website. It is the Dionysus. I don't know if I'm saying that right. I don't give a shit. Large green red black striped bamboo top handle bag. It said it was originally $2,875.20. That's great.

The most important piece of information that I see on this resale website is that the Fendi spy bags,

I've been waiting, y'all. I've been waiting like a spider for the Fendi spy bags to come back in.

I was like at some point, if I hold on to the

one designer bag I've ever bought in my entire life when I was dumb and had no frontal lobe,

and I traded in my hard-earned $2,000. If I just keep holding it, it will have value at some point

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