Welcome to the high and low podcast. This is your host, Bravo, Bravo,

Dracking Bravo, and we are about to recap episode five of Salt Lake City called The Soup. And real quick,

disclaimer, Bravo slash peacock is really messing me up by putting the watch what happens

lives in with the episode.

So I'm going to say the wrong episode number. I just am because this one is listed as episode

nine. But I know from going back and counting, it's actually episode five. So forgive me if I say

the wrong episode number and just know that I know what episode it is kind of.

Thankfully, we are opening this

episode with Whitney. And Whitney is in her kitchen. She's putting together a bouquet of flowers,

and she's telling her husband Justin, I remember his name this time, she's telling her Ken,

his name is Justin, that she thinks it's fun to go to Napa. Remember when we went to Napa? I had such good memories. I just like to do that, you know, celebrate life and good food with my friends. So we can tell that right around the corner, we are going to have a Napa trip hosted by Whitney. So she's putting together bouquets of flowers, and those are going to be people's invitations like springtime we're just going to have

fun and so people their doorbells are ringing and as that's happening for whatever there's no

explanation here and we don't need an explanation Whitney does her own custom song about Salt Lake

City and she sings it and then as she's singing it and this is to the tune of oh Susanna oh Susanna don't you cry for me she's singing it, and this is to the tune of, oh, Susanna, oh, Susanna,

don't you cry for me, she's singing it to that tune, and they're showing flashbacks of some of the

more hilarious moments from Michelle. And her little song is like, I come from Salt Lake City,

ex-Mormon wild and free. And though my friends are gorgeous, things are not pretty. Oh, the drama,

there's lawsuits, lies, and tears. Insults are quick. Who's got gout dick and who has the best hair?

I was almost crying at the end. Make that a ringtone. Bravo NBC are always trying to monetize everything.

You're monetizing the wrong stuff. Sell me that as a ringtone. Bravo NBC, you're always trying to monetize everything. You're monetizing the wrong

stuff. Sell me that as a ringtone. If I was anywhere, anywhere, grocery store, uh, at a concert,

standing in line at the bank, and I heard someone's phone ring and it was that. I'm be

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