Welcome to the high and low podcast.

This is your host, Bravo, Bravo,

dacking, Bravo.

And I am so excited to recap the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

Last few days, I've been going through it.

I've been deep neck date in research for pods.

So this is a nice break for me.

I cannot wait to recap this show. I know we got Lisa back. Lisa's back. Demi low, Lisa. Lisa's back. I was going to try to like see if there was some random Bravo news right now. It's just typical stuff. Let's get into the recap. We are opening with a creepy doll on the ground covered in frost. Oh, because they were doing Blair Witch. So that's why there's

creepy violin music with this little doll. And it looks like someone took electrical tape and put together

some sticks into some sort of a Blair Witch thing or maybe a makeshift broom. I don't know.

So the women are waking up and they're still trying to do this whole thing where they're

remembering their scary evening of holding camcorders right up to their

faces in, you know, black and white flashbacks, waking up groggy, I don't know if I could do it.

It looks like Meredith slept on just sort of like a seat that reclines. These women, they've gone through it.

They've gone through something. So they're waking up in the morning and Whitney says,

let's go brush our teeth down by the

river. So they go to go brush their veneers down by the river. And Heather says that she cannot spit

anymore. I'm fascinated. She said since she's got so much lip filler now, she can't make like the

spit face. And so she turns and she tries to spit. And I'm so irritated because her hair is blocking it. I really wanted to see what that look like. Anyway, then Meredith says, let's go cook breakfast for everyone. And I'm shook at the breakfast because they find themselves, you know, a little grill. Last night they could have used this little grill to cook Mary's little veggie burgers. But they didn't. I don't know why.

But they're cooking on this little outdoor.

You know, you see them in parks.

It's like a little outdoor grill. They're cooking steak. They're putting steak on the grill. And Mary's just roasting Bronwyn the whole time. And Bronwyn's getting really irritated. She's like, Bronwyn, you don't know how to cook steak. Bronwyn, you're not cooking that steak right.

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